Okay, so I abandoned the Slim-Fast/Optifast route to failure.
Trying again, I joined Weight Watchers yesterday and started counting Points this morning (I've been up for 2.5 hours already).
Let's hope I am less cranky, faint-y, dizzy, tired on WW.
Why is getting healthy so flippin' hard?
Just gotta keep trying though, right? Just keep trying.