BP: "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." Dunno why. I guess it's the whole "He sees you when you're sleeping" thing.
DBH: “Santa Baby.”
KW: “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.” Totally freaked me out when I was a kid.
CM: Ugh, not a carol but a Christmas song called “Christmas Shoes.” (This is an hysterical video of the song.) I didn’t like it before my mom was dying and now that she is I dislike it even more; too sad of a song for Christmas.
CH: YES! Christmas Shoes!!! I HATE that song!
CH: Anything sung by the Chipmunks.
EB: “Last Christmas (I Gave You My Heart).” (HAHAHAHAHA!!)
TC: little drummer boy- this one in particular- Little Drummer Boy. (by Richie Petrie)
MC: I was in Ollie's discount store the other day and I swear they found every terrible version of every XMas song available on their store speakers. I wanted to run from there with my ears bleeding!
AHT: “Blue Christmas” by Elvis.....that man just drives me insane!!!
AC: Carol: “12 Days of Christmas.” (Funny as crap!) Song: “Last Christmas,” (Wham! Version. Blech.) and that song by Paul McCartney that goes "(Simply having a) Wonderful Christmas Time." Christmas is also depressing as hell.
NH: All of them! Laughing about “Christmas Shoes!” (Although not about your mom, I'm so sorry to hear that, Catie) My family and I always joke about it because it's such a ridiculous sappy song.
ACA: “Santa Baby”...Madonna's version... just.can't.stand.it.
AHT: My hubby and I were laughing at the ridiculousness of the “Christmas Shoes” song last night.
TO: Our kids have a Shrek CD of Christmas stuff. They love it. I have to limit it to one play per day or else I go nuts. It goes back in the Rubbermaid Christmas box as soon as the holiday is over!
AL: Alvin & the Chipmunks anything... eeeeks! (Mute your computer before you play this song.)
JD: This song called "The Man with All the Toys" by the Beach Boys - it makes me crazy!!!
RC: ”The (Little) Drummer Boy” (This is the David Bowie/Bing Crosby version… absolutely surreal!)… a rum, pum, pum" boring!!!!
EE: I agree on the “Christmas Shoes” (Fabulously hee-STER-ical!! Warning! Extremely vulgar.) one. Why they play it at all during a joyful time.
AC: “My Grown Up Christmas List.” (This is quite a touching version.) SO annoying, and I have yet to hear a good version. (And yes, that is not a carol either... but I am a dork and I love Christmas carols!)
NP: Love Chipmunks (sorry) - hate "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." (Never, ever have even heard this song before this second! Oh, and hysterical version here, too.) Hate it!
JJ: “Sleigh Ride.” Gah. Nothing worse. (This version might help.)
ACA (again): OMWord...I just Googled “Christmas Shoes” (Great art.)… yeah, you can add that to my don't like list.
SP: That song "Felice Navidad" played in stores sung by some guy whose fulsome and unctuous voice really grates on me. (It’s by Jose Feliciano.)
SHF: I hate that “Baby, It's Cold Outside” song. Bleh (Here’s the Glee version, including the actual video… lovely!) Also the “Christmas Shoes,” (A very strange Anime version of the song. Not sure if it’s supposed to be funny or not.) and YES about that Paul McCartney song (“Wonderful Christmas Time.”)
I have to confess the absolute joy I had creating this post! What a fun one to do. I haven’t laughed this much in ages. I hope it brings a snortylaugh to you, too.