So, with all the seriousness (that I shall address), I thought we all needed a few chuckles.
I rarely, RARELY open forwarded messages, but this one from the mama whose beauty you see at the top of this page sent me these HEE-STERical comics. She suggested I print them out for clients. I just might!
DO'S & DON'TS FOR NEW BABY CARE (don't mind the lack of AP-type parenting, please):